Comments on: Cheap Quality Meal: $2.99 Beef Tenderloin http://absurd.onlookers.net/?p=479 Of, relating to, or manifesting the view that there is no order or value in human life or in the universe. Tue, 09 Nov 2010 21:23:35 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Obbop http://absurd.onlookers.net/?p=479&cpage=1#comment-1365 Obbop Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:31:51 +0000 http://absurd.onlookers.net/?p=479#comment-1365 Proportion size of the meal pictured is that of an appetizer for the average American who also happens to be a bloated caricature of a normal-sized human. After the appetizer the American bulbous behemoth will commence devouring an amount of food adequate for a Kodiak bear to survive a 5-month hibernation. To observe a bulbous bloated American monstrosity in action enter an all-you-can-eat establishment such as a buffet or smorgasbord-type restaurant and observe the extremely obese lard-laden critters waddle to and from the food troughs and their tables. The earth shakes under the cumulative impact of tons of human lard propelled across the floor. An impressive yet also disgusting sight. Proportion size of the meal pictured is that of an appetizer for the average American who also happens to be a bloated caricature of a normal-sized human.

After the appetizer the American bulbous behemoth will commence devouring an amount of food adequate for a Kodiak bear to survive a 5-month hibernation.

To observe a bulbous bloated American monstrosity in action enter an all-you-can-eat establishment such as a buffet or smorgasbord-type restaurant and observe the extremely obese lard-laden critters waddle to and from the food troughs and their tables.

The earth shakes under the cumulative impact of tons of human lard propelled across the floor.

An impressive yet also disgusting sight.

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